Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,640 Points
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/50 points)
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/21 (70/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Escape
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
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